bursten:

I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have anymore food and I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment

(via sttability)

massholehackey:

Breathtaking memorial on the side of the TD Garden for the one year anniversary of the Boston Marathon Bombing

massholehackey:

Breathtaking memorial on the side of the TD Garden for the one year anniversary of the Boston Marathon Bombing

(via sweet-gherkin)

snuffaluffagay:

If we’re dating there is like a 90% chance that I’ll watch your tv shows with you and make out with you during commercial breaks and fall asleep on your lap halfway through the program.

(via thisislifebro-)

the-bitch-goddess-success:

the worst part about periods is like 

the betrayal

like

i wash you, vagina

i buy you nice toys

i even give you a hair cut sometimes

and you gon do me like this, vagina?

you gon do me like this BITCH PANTIES DON’T GROW ON TREES

(via morsmorde)

mrtwentington:

straight people ruining the sanctity of marriage

mrtwentington:

straight people ruining the sanctity of marriage

(Source: memewhore, via morsmorde)

ohjustkissmealready:

mild sexual/love blog

ohjustkissmealready:

mild sexual/love blog

(Source: c-inismus, via thisislifebro-)

loudmouthed:

people that argue with cashiers are the worst kind of people

(via thisislifebro-)

mydogsnokes:

There are some automatic toilets that need 2 chill the fuck out

(via thisislifebro-)

visambros:

tiredestprincess:

zamotdredhart:

tiredestprincess:

i just remembered dudes can’t have multiple consecutive orgasms ohhjhhh my g OD HAHAHAHHKDFHAH

Well girls have periods so I think y’all deserve all the orgasms you want

that’s….really sweet… omfg

(via morsmorde)

juilan:

I just don’t want to be alone anymore.

themed by coryjohnny for tumblr